maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

gnny:

are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

walkingfoxiest:

a post where I explain with images how foxes are the best thing ever, and how if you disagree you are obviously wrong

raddlest:

those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them

wealthyhugepenis:

sometimes people send me such nice messages and it’s like

that is an actual real person who chose to spend 30 seconds of their time trying to make me feel happy and it’s such a wonderful feeling

Stop faking your fucking orgasms. Society already tells young men that they run the fucking universe - if they can’t turn your cunt into a shooting star then for god’s sake, let them know about it.

↳ I have never taken myself too seriously and never intend to. I also went to the Olympics.